Regret Prophets

Welcome to Regret Prophets, where we specialize in predicting the exact moment you will realize you've made a huge mistake.

We've got the best team of experts in the business, armed with an encyclopedic knowledge of your poor life choices.

Our services include:

Want to know when you'll finally realize you should have taken that second job in accounting? Or when you'll realize that 'I'm a big fan of pineapple pizza' was a huge mistake? We've got you covered.

Check out our Regretful Predictions page for more information.

Our motto: "We're not sorry."

Don't say we didn't warn you.